====== Kendall Stone ====== ===== The Rest of Their Life ===== ==== Writeup 1 ==== //A Space YouTube video description from the channel entitled 'Future Man Kendall Stone'.// USING TIME TRAVEL TO STEAL FOOD -- GONE WRONG!! Hey guys! Today we're going to be testing out the ability of ~~SUPER ILLEGAL TIME TRAVEL~~ to let us order pizza twice!! Unfortunately things don't quite go as planned... Watch us escape from the Space Police (boooooo) on the new-improved Indulgence! (Kedalian space police are such killjoys...) Next week, we're doing CYBERNETICS!! Still not sure how we're going to use time travel for that... but it's gonna be cool! Make sure to drop a like and subscribe, and smash the bell to keep up with everything in the Future Man universe. -Future Man xo P.S. check out the channel of my good buddy TJ! Link in the pinned comment below. ==== Writeup 2 ==== //Excerpt from a gossip rag.// Kendall Stone set quite a few hearts a-flutter last night when he went shirtless at an exclusive, very niche club (the name of which //The Ensign// cannot disclose, due to its secret location) and party it up with several time copies of himself. We snapped a few photos of the Space YouTube star himself, along with a very well-dressed entourage known to be members of the illustrious, universe-saving CHRONOS organisation. Looks like they work hard and play hard! See the double-page spread inside for SYSTEM-EXCLUSIVE photos, and commentary from the man himself! ===== What Might Have Been, and Therefore Is ===== ==== Writeup ==== //The Chronicles of the House of Stone, a flashy and rather sensationalist memoir about the rise of the House of Stone following the success of the CHRONOS project. Written by Seven Stone, the head of the House of Stone's main branch.// Turns out it wasn't enormously difficult to unite all the micro-states in Kybele. I swear I spent about a solid year doing endless research into what made each of the clans tick. After us, the biggest clan at the time was known as the Blue Carnation. They were pretty damn scary - all big armies dressed the same, faceless blue armour, et cetera. Then there was the Red Moon, who pretty much kept to themselves, and were known for taking in refugees from other clans (as long as they were OK with living in a giant underground library). So, if there's one thing people in the Seven Systems really love, it's dumb Space YouTube videos. I accidentally filmed myself - and it was totally an accident, I swear! - dancing to a Delta-V song. The views started climbing, and we at the House of Stone thought it was just a fluke. Things had gone viral across Kybele before - no big deal. It was only when the //entire// discography of Delta-V went diamond again that we realised we'd started something big. After that, a fan petition started for the major clans (that's the House of Stone, Blue Carnation and Red Moon if you've been keeping up) to dance a cover of it together. And then the heads of each of the clans met up with each other to actually do the thing, and then a couple of members from those clans intermarried, and then it was five years later and the micro-states were pretty much blended. The Houses of Luna and Carnatio, as they are now known, were only //really// absorbed into the House of Stone in name. We pretty much let them do their own thing from there. The smaller clans we gave plenty of land and money (gotta love the shiny stuff - solves everything!) to basically live with us. And me? I live in a great big glass tower, hosting some pretty damn awesome parties. You'll probably have been to one, if you've even touched down on Kybele in the last decade or so. Feeling the benefits of a fairly big crypto windfall from my timeclone Kendall, which helps with the whole 'running the country' thing. Live fast, party hard, stay excellent, dudes!