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News: 1283.122

The following consists of a news bulletin board kept up to date by Mirza Ruan, and others.

Crisis Averted

Thanks to all of you for ensuring that we don't end up being blown up by some sort of revenge-is-a-dish-best-served-cold missile. It was a close call, but you did it! It's looking like there isn't another one of these from this timeline either. So… no more of this missile nonsense.

In Memory: Champion Cyprian

Someone who was indispensible in making sure that we don't all die was Champion Cyprian. He tragically gave his own life, ensuring that the missile would not swing back around to target the Prometheus, and for that he has all of our thanks. A memorial service for him will be held in the next few weeks.

An Old New Craze

I know that people are using them for this whole “There's no longer a robot in your brain” rehabilitation programme, but you've got to stop leaving half finished Sudoku round the station.

Fresh Cybersecurity

Thanks very much to Micah and Nix for ensuring that we have absolutely no obvious weaknesses in our ongoing cyber security.

Decrease in Food productivity

More heads up from Dileep here! Some more people have been dicking around in our algae supply. It doesn't look like it's anything too bad, but it's not exactly… well… edible.

Mysterious Notes

Some more mysterious notes have been passed around the Prometheus. I don't really care, but maintenance has swept them all up and their in my office if any of you actually want a look.

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CHRONfessions

‘As an addendum to whoever decided to use their internet privileges to set up a “CHRONfessions” page… listen, it’s mostly just awkward when people think that you are, in fact, your boss.’